Ever get one of those poops where after you’re done with your doodie, you wipe and wipe and wipe, and no matter how many times you’ve wiped, there is still some poo left on the toilet paper? What would a tree hugger do in a situation like this? Kill a
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Croak
I made the most disgusting piece of poop this morning. As I was about to wipe, I peeked into the bowl and was horrified to see a turd in the shape of a dead toad. It was a ginormous, distorted-looking croaked dookie-toad. Real frogs are already hideous. One made out
Skidz
I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.
