I went overseas during the Thanksgiving holiday. Normally I suffer from travel constipation, but since I was in Asia and consumed gluttonous amounts of dirty street food, there was no shortage of dumps from my butt. Amazingly, I did not experience any explosive diarrhea during my travels. Just soft, long,
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Break Up
I went out of town over the weekend, and my buddy, Travel Constipation, followed. TC hung out with me the entire time, never leaving my side (or my insides). He held on to me (everything I ate), and when I tried to push him away (or out), he refused (farted).
Traveling Stretchy Pants
I had a monster poop this morning. I didn’t eat much yesterday, so hopefully my colon has been emptied out for my upcoming week of travel constipation. Repacking the stretchy pants…
