I’m usually the last one to leave the office at work, so when I’m alone in my cube I like to push out some farts… the louder the better. I guess I got used to that comfort because about five minutes ago, I had some gas so I forced it
squeak
don’t blame it on your dog!
went for a nice jog last night and the guy running in front of me farted and blamed it on his dog, but i know the unmistakable sound of a human’s wet fart.
