FML

Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I

Fun Quickie

Fun quick story of the day from my friend: I just left the men’s room.  An old guy came in and stepped up to a urinal as I was leaving. As the door was closing, I heard him moan “Ohhhh, god.” Haha. I wonder if he was having an orgasmic