I was out having lunch the other day, and I had to use the bathroom. I fear public bathrooms because I am a germaphobe, so I had to psych myself up as I walked in the door. All the stalls were taken, so when I saw a door open, I
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Power Pee-er
Yesterday after work, I went into the womens restroom to change into my running clothes. As I was changing, someone came in to pee. When she first started her stream, it was a very tight tinkle. Then two seconds later, she was peeing like a racehorse with a very strong
Un-Sync’d
You know how when you’re with a group of friends and a good song comes on, so all of you sing at the top of your lungs, and then halfway through the song you blurt out the wrong lyrics while everyone else is silent, and you feel like a dumb
