Pee Graffiti

I often see urine on public toilet seats, and it makes me wonder why any woman would just leave her pee on the seat for the next person to wipe. Are people so lazy that they can’t wipe their own pee? I know most ladies hover and don’t even think

Toilet Detour

My building is undergoing plumbing renovations, so maintenance has been going in and out of my apartment bathroom. I opted to work from home today, and unfortunately for me the maintenance crew knocked on my door before I had my morning bowel movement. It wasn’t until an hour after they

Happy New Year!

There aren’t that many public restrooms in NYC, so when you have the squirts you are basically shit out of luck in finding a bathroom. This is especially true around the holidays when the city is even more over-populated with tourists, and everyone is crowded into the one bathroom that