I wore a cute romper to work today. Unfortunately, the office decided to all go to lunch together, which was fine until I had to use the bathroom at the end of lunch. And since I was wearing a romper (a onesie without the butt break-away), I had to disrobe
public restroom
mistaken identity
I went #2 in the office bathroom this morning. I was alone, so I took my time. Unfortunately someone came in as I was pinching a loaf, and I was having performance anxiety, so I gave a quick but strenuous push. I might have pushed too hard because it kinda
orgasmic pee
my coworker (who has not yet made an appearance on this blog) has a really good time when she uses the bathroom. i mean, reallllly good time. after she pees, she lets out a super long orgasmic sigh. the first time i heard it, i was seriously confused. wtf just
