I think I have an unhealthy fear of dirty public bathrooms. I often have reoccurring dreams where I’m not at home and need to pee very badly, so I find a public restroom. They all look about the same in my dreams.. they are dark, dingy, and dirty. In the
public restroom
Pee Pee Power
I was in the office bathroom stall when someone came in to pee. I didn’t have to peek to see who it was after I heard her pee. It was long (longer than my watermelon pees), frothy, and it hit the toilet bowl hard and angry. It was my racehorse
Sweet Symphony
I was in the bathroom washing my hands, and in walks my favorite coworker. She wasted no time and went straight for the stall, dropped her pants, and played me a smörgåsbord of pooty sounds. It went somewhat along with the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm. I didn’t
