Friend: I went out to the bathroom to take a shit. But as I was walking there, some guy was also walking in to the bathroom, and he looked at me very intently. I was pretty sure he needed to take a shit too, so I walked past the bathroom,
public restroom
Poooop!
My friend is a manager at a grocery store. She deals with a lot of interesting customers, but there is rarely a time when she has to kick a person out. The store restroom has two toilets. A lady came into the store to use it. One stall was already
I fell on pee
One of my worst nightmares happened today.. I fell on pee. Stranger pee. Let me explain. I hover and squat over the toilet when I pee in a public restroom. Rarely do I lose my balance, but just in case I do, I wipe the toilet and put a protective