Dammit. I had to pee, so I hovered over the toilet. However, the super cute outfit I was wearing restricted me from bending my legs at the knee to their appropriate angle. As a result, pee trickled down my thigh, calf and into my shoe, and I couldn’t do a
public restroom
Funky Fresh
Oh, man.. or more like oh, woman. I was washing my hands in the office bathroom when a coworker walked in and used the stall adjacent to the sink. As soon as she dropped trou, an unbearable fishy stench filled the area. I wonder if she knew I could smell
Always Use Protection
Today’s AIM chat: Friend: Shit, I have to piss so bad brb. 10 minutes later… Me: Did you do both? Friend: I did. It was horrible though. I went in there and both stalls were occupied, so I came back and clenched my orifices for a few minutes and went
