I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
dragon
cute poop
i made a turd in the shape of a dragon today. it was pretty cute. i was sad to flush it down to never neverland. i wanted to pet it, but that’s gross, so instead i waved goodbye as it swirled down the drain.
