I have been slightly constipated for a while now. Last Sunday I ate corn on the cob. My bunghole had been clogged and backed up a couple days, so when I pooped on Monday there was no corn in my turds. Tuesday I didn’t poop. Wednesday I pushed out a
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Winning
My fiance likes to sleep on top of the covers. I often get cold at night, so I like to sleep under the covers. He couldn’t fall asleep last night so he started bothering me by kicking off the sheets and annoying me. I kept pulling the sheets back over
Priorities
Girls who live together, menstruate together. And I guess girls who chat with each other online also menstruate together. I was talking to my cousin over Google Talk about yoga. I asked her why she hadn’t been going, she said she was on her period. Poor excuse. I have a
