I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the
bunghole
Itchy Fartbox
I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
Splish Splash
I made a ginormous poopie in the toilet this morning. The gravitational force between my bunghole and the toilet water was particularly strong today. My poop bellyflopped and made a huge splash. The splash had mad height. It hit my cheeks and wet my fartbox. Cringe. The second turd I
