Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in
bowel movement
I Miss You, Poo
I hate that after I experience mass exodus of diarrhea, I have days of nothingness exiting my butt. I haven’t pooped since my Mentos episode. Three days. It’s like my digestive system cleaned everything out, and I have nothing left to poo. Except I do because my butt feels mighty
Poopy Homecoming
While I hate that my anus goes into travel constipation mode when I’m on holiday, I love that it immediately knows when I’m at home. A few hours after I walk through the front door, I have super bowel movements, and I release enormous quantities of poo. It’s amazing how
