taken from newyork.craigslist.org: http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html You farted in Trader Joe’s – m4w (Danbury, CT) You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied
performance anxiety
its never fun to poo in a public bathroom with an audience. i had to go badly, and there was someone already in the middle stall. i took the adjacent stall (there are only 3), and i plopped my ass down on the toilet seat (don’t worry, i used seat
corn.
i ate corn the other day for lunch. i dont know why i bother chewing it because it came out looking the same in my poo that night. bright yellow, intact, perfect little pieces of kernel in my brown poo floating in the toilet. they looked like yellow sailors on
