a lady came into the bathroom, stood by the sink, farted out all the wet beans she ate for lunch and left. it was very strange and bizarre. how do i know this? i was standing next to the sink when she did it. thanks, lady.
McFury tummy
i ate a McRib* for lunch. it didnt sit well and made my insides gurgle angrily. i made a big McShit later (but my butt didnt make the shirt.) this beauty was taken by yours truly in Thailand * no diss on the McRib. I would eat it again. a
sneaking a poo
i hate it when i need to take a dump, and there is a group of guys sitting in the lobby next to the public restroom. i feel like they’re timing my bathroom usage.. under 2 minutes i’m peeing. over 2 minutes i’m pooing. its embarrassing to know that other
