not really fart or poop related, but i ate asparagus for lunch and peed 8 hours later. phew.. asparagus pee is strong! i only ate about 3 small puny (microwaved from frozen) asparagus stalks, and the smell was still as strong as if i ate an entire plate of fresh
ugh
my dog is sitting under my chair. he just farted. i. am. gasping. for. air.
stop eating my hair!
i pulled a hair out of my dog’s butt. it had a turd attached to the end of it.
