it makes me a little uncomfortable to see my dog poop sometimes. there have been a few instances where his “lipstick” appears while he is squatting and taking a shit. i guess i can’t really blame him. there have been times when my poos felt pretty euphoric and orgasmic. but
toilet buddy
i am never bored when i dump. thank you, iPhone!
top ‘o tha mornin!
is it me or are morning dumps extremely satisfying? what a great way to start the day.