i am having the worst gas right now. i farted about 10 minutes ago and i still smell it. you know what im talking about.. you’ve had it too.. super warm flatulence that smells a little like infant diarrhea and is extremely foul. i had farted under the covers earlier,
backsplash!
i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the
Christmas came early!
i went to the bathroom to take my usual afternoon dump, went to my usual stall, and found a little present waiting for me. someone left a cute little floating nugget in the shape of a brown fluffy cloud in the toilet. thanks, Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to me!!
