dearest p&t friends, apologies to my 3 readers who might or might not have noticed i hadn’t posted anything for a few days. i was on holiday, traveling by air, and unwillingly smelling my neighbor’s muffled farts on the plane. how do the tooters always end up sitting near me?
girls only
hey ladies, question: do you have an excessive amount of shit before and/or during your period? im not talking about emotional baggage shit related to pms but actual amounts of extra dookie baggage. i don’t know if it’s just me, but the day before the red river flows, i will
wise words
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!
