every time i bend down to scoop up my dog’s poo with a bag, the smell punches my nose and lingers around my face for a good 10 seconds. i usually try holding my breath, but when i think it’s safe to breathe, the last couple of puffs of stench
another plea to the ladies
my workplace may have been voted one of the top places to work for the past four years, but it is definitely not one of the top places to go number one, two or three (diarrhea cha cha cha). not only do the women in my building leave gifts and
party foul
i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever
