i was in the bathroom at work and my colleague came in and tooted. it sounded like her butt was playing the trumpet. then after she tinkled, her butt cheeks vibrated and neighed like an angry horse with a cold. i felt like we bonded.
McButt Nugget
i took advantage of the McDonald’s Superbowl special (50 Chicken McNuggets for $9.99) over the weekend. now the McNuggets are taking advantage of my digestive system. it gives new meaning to the term “butt nugget.”
1 is the lonliest number
being single sucks sometimes. playing dutch oven is no fun by yourself. and i miss those comments from my other half who used yell out ‘honey, what the hell just came out of your ass?’ (though i do NOT miss the person himself.. lol) going number two is always nicer
