i used the bathroom at work today. i wiped the pee off the toilet seat (from the previous user). i put a seat protector on the toilet. i sat. i shat. i wiped. i flushed. my coworker came in after me to use the same stall. she immediately flushed the
fashion dilemma
long cardigans & scarves. i love both these articles of clothing, but they totally suck when it comes to pooping and wiping.. you have hold onto the scarf so that the end of it doesn’t touch the front of the toilet bowl, and you also have to hold onto your
rice rice baby
i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
