one of the most gratifying sounds is the sound of unclogged water suddenly running through a toilet pipe as the bowl is being plunged. for me, it’s usually the third plunge that does the trick. it’s just so satisfying to hear the water flow faster and see it drain at
Pee-Yoo!
with great amounts of consumed peanut butter come great amounts of gas. i have been farting non-stop since my run this early evening, and the smell is getting worse by each toot. have you ever smelled roadkill on a hot summer day? now imagine that roadkill was a skunk. now
gassy ass
i hate it when i’m running and i have a lot of gas and i really really really need to fart, but i have no idea if there is someone behind me (headphones on while running so i don’t hear footsteps, and if i turn around to check i know
