actually, it was in my toilet. a turd shaped like a big long gurthy water snake. i ate buffet last night, and this morning that buffet came out of my butt and curled around in the toilet bowl. it hissed at me as i flushed it down the toilet.
uh..
oh em gee.. this poor girl has no idea what she’s wearing.. or does she…?
fall back, fall back… retreat!!
after my 3mile run today, i went into the pubic bathroom to splash some water on my face and catch my breath. big mistake. someone just took a big stinky dump. probably ate some peanut butter, too. i had to abort and make a break for the exit, pronto!
