“You kiss my cheek only to finger my ass.” – Batiatus, Spartacus Blood and Sand
how do you prevent dingleberries?
1. Don’t use cheap toilet paper. 2. Shave your asshole.
stains
i had a really nice bowel movement today before my three mile run. i was able to dump a lot of poop and empty out my intestines, or so i thought. one mile into my run, there was more movement in my bowels, and yep.. turtle head. thank goodness i
