sweet release, i just squeezed out a giant turd that was clogging my intestines. unfortunately, it is now clogging my toilet pipes. oh well, you can’t win ’em all.
unworthy pos
one of the most unsatisfying things ive ever experienced is needing to drop a five pound turd and only being able to squeeze out a tiny pebble. wtf?! no matter how long i sit on the toilet or how hard i push, all i produce is something unworthy of even
ass blaster
I was at a house party tonight when I suddenly, without warning, felt intestinal gurgles. i thought maybe it wasn’t so bad and i could hold it out until after the party, but 10 seconds in, i started sweating, my face was turning red, and i was feeling severe intestinal
