adventures in farts

greetings fellow pooters and tooters. not much going on in the #2 department here. just been having normal shits. you know.. non-toilet clogging dumps. one dump a day. nothing too mushy or watery. nothing too gag-inducing smell-wise. no fun public restroom stories either. one of my coworkers has been m.i.a.

holy monster shit, batman!

WOW. just wow. i never thought this would ever happen. someone clogged the toilet at the office. the industrial strength 10000xs-more-powerful-than-your-home-toilet toilet. who… no, WHAT did this? i would like to know what the beast ate before plopping her monster-sized shit into the toilet and then clogging it. i mean,