i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange
butt warmer
i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
five dollar foot longs
i just pushed out a twelve-incher. if you’re a guy, you may not be so impressed. im sure that’s the standard for boys. but for a petite 100lb girl, that’s pretty bad ass! at least i think so.
