i was in the bathroom doing my business when another person walked in and started to do her business. cool, whatevs until i hear the sound of very loud friction. it sounded like she had a wad of toilet paper (or maybe it was paper towels? napkins?), and she was
walking death
one of my coworkers smells really bad. not like dookie bad, but he smells like old oily dirty laundry x 100. when i come into work and he’s already in the office, i can smell him without looking at his desk to check if he’s there. if he is on
ring of fire
oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
