what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a
i feel a strange tingling sensation in my thighs
what do you get when you add a poop-a-holic with a book-a-holic? very numb thighs. i love reading on the loo. it passes the time, especially if im constipated and not going anywhere fast. currently reading Unaccustomed Earth. its been a few weeks now.. just a few more poops and
don’t talk on the phone while in the bathroom
dont you hate it when youre on hold on the phone and you gotta take a mad shit? i was on hold with my bank for a long time (30 min) and i had to go really badly, but i wasnt about to hang up because i had waited so
