i made a turd in the shape of a dragon today. it was pretty cute. i was sad to flush it down to never neverland. i wanted to pet it, but that’s gross, so instead i waved goodbye as it swirled down the drain.
“I had a lot of diarrhea”
omg. this is too sweet. read the story here.
concert foul
mmmkay .. i know farts are natural and great, but theyre not that cool when done in a crowded, closed area when you are surrounded by hundreds of people standing shoulder to shoulder. i was at a concert over the weekend and someone farted, and it was stinky. very very
