is it safe to eat mayo that expired in october 2009 if it hasn’t been opened and has been refrigerated since its purchase? i made myself a sandwich last night and asked myself that question as i peeled back the sealed top from the mayo. i also inspected the taste
free your colon. free your mind.
i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
intense toots
i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and
