when my dog goes number two and i pick up his poo with a biodegradable bag (because i love the earth, man!), i like to squeeze his feces between my fingers and mush it all around. it’s kinda fun. anyone else agree? no, just me? ok nm.
smörgåsbord
i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
(ass) blast from the past
remember Lay’s WOW chips a few years ago? they were advertised as a healthier fat free chip. anyway, i used to eat a lot of them and they’d give me diarrhea. that kinda sucked except id lose a pound or two every time that happened, so it wasnt so bad.
