i had a milkshake over the weekend. i am not lactose intolerant, but that milkshake really shook up my bowels. my megacolon produced hot and steamy gas that smelled a lot like rotten eggs. and yep, the smell seeped into my cotton padded chair and trapped my fart molecules in
get up get get down
i love saturdays. i love it because i get to sleep in, i don’t have to work or think of anything work-related, i can do whatever the hell i want, and i can stay up late because tomorrow is sunday. but i love saturdays mostly because it is mega-bowel movement
poo poo platter
i’m not very skilled when it comes to cooking, but if i do decide to make a home cooked meal, i love to make ground beef with veggies on rice. it tastes pretty good (to me) and smells good too (or so i thought). i have noticed lately that my
