smelly cat

using the bathroom immediately after someone just used it is a little gross. this is very common at the movie theater, airport, bar, etc. today it happened at work. i waited for a stall, and after it was freed, i walked in expecting the normal lingering odor of urine or

Notorious PEE

is it normal to have a pee song? i mean, a song that usually pops into your head before you go to the bathroom? whenever i need to pee really badly (usually when i am busy and can’t take a bathroom break or am out and cannot get to a

quickie

i pooped this morning, and i thought i had pooped all my poop out, but a couple hours later before lunch, i felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t big enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. so i ate my lunch slowly, and my intestines stopped sending me