I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only
orgasmic pee
my coworker (who has not yet made an appearance on this blog) has a really good time when she uses the bathroom. i mean, reallllly good time. after she pees, she lets out a super long orgasmic sigh. the first time i heard it, i was seriously confused. wtf just
i love my dog
i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
