I think this person may be my soul mate: http://consumerist.com/2010/05/perhaps-the-weirdest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html
bleh
After I woke up this morning, I produced my morning pee and farted a nice long intestine-deflating fart. It was almost like a wet bean fart, but it wasn’t wet. As I looked down to wipe, I saw a big nasty bug in the toilet that I didn’t notice before
mistaken identity
I went #2 in the office bathroom this morning. I was alone, so I took my time. Unfortunately someone came in as I was pinching a loaf, and I was having performance anxiety, so I gave a quick but strenuous push. I might have pushed too hard because it kinda
