Crap!

I was running 10 minutes late to work this morning, and as I was about to leave the house, I had a sudden bowel movement. I didn’t know what to do… poop and be more tardy to work, or squeeze my butt shut? I don’t know if this runs true

Crap.

I wore a cute romper to work today. Unfortunately, the office decided to all go to lunch together, which was fine until I had to use the bathroom at the end of lunch. And since I was wearing a romper (a onesie without the butt break-away), I had to disrobe