I think I am quickly becoming lactose intolerant. I had some soft serve ice cream yesterday and soon after eating it, my stomach began to twist and it felt like my intestines were wrestling. I was a 30 minute drive away from home, and I didn’t think I could hold
Butthole surfer
I pooped a massive log, and as it slid out and hit the water, there was back splash. It’s usually just a couple small drops on either butt cheek, but today’s splash hit me straight in the butthole! UGH!!!! I immediately reached for the toilet paper to dab my poor
This is fartastic
This is so unbelievably cute. Next time I hear someone cut the cheese, I’m going to react the same way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttfqFnah0U
