I had a really dissatisfying poop the other day. I don’t know how I get these poops, but it’s the kind where the poo balls don’t completely fuse into log form yet, and you end up dropping little poo cannon balls into the toilet. The size of my balls (hehe)
You are what you eat
I haven’t been able to poop for the last couple of days. I haven’t changed my diet or daily routine lately, so I’m not sure what’s causing my butt to clog up. I figured since the avocado was making my poo flaky, maybe it was now solidifying it and keeping
Sweet Symphony
I was in the bathroom washing my hands, and in walks my favorite coworker. She wasted no time and went straight for the stall, dropped her pants, and played me a smörgåsbord of pooty sounds. It went somewhat along with the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm. I didn’t
