I love being on the rag. No, seriously, I do. I can always tell when I’m about to start my monthly ritual of non-stop blood squirting when my body releases ginormous amounts of poop. It usually means two to three trips to the bathroom a day unloading massive quantities of
Happy Squirts of July
I hope everyone had a Happy Fourth! I went to a friend’s BBQ. I’m not sure if he knew how to use his new grill because most of the burgers came out pretty rare. I already ate half of mine when I realized the patty was still bleeding, so I
How rude.
I have really smelly poops. I personally think they smell as normal as any other poop, but according to my dog, the smell is unbearable. My dog loves to sniff his own poo, sniff other dogs’ poo, hell.. he even likes to lick dog poo. But when he comes around
