My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely
Pee Pee Power
I was in the office bathroom stall when someone came in to pee. I didn’t have to peek to see who it was after I heard her pee. It was long (longer than my watermelon pees), frothy, and it hit the toilet bowl hard and angry. It was my racehorse
Watermelon overload
I ate an entire watermelon over the course of four days. Word of advice, don’t eat an entire watermelon over the course of four days. I have never been so gassy. I tried holding in as much fart as I could while at work those days, fearful that if I
