I am very sad. I have not pooped in days. Even with yesterday’s alien gas baby incident, I did not end up pooping. It has been three days now. THREE DAYS! That’s craziness for a mega-pooper like me. I can’t wait until whatever’s plugged up in there loosens. When the
Grrraarrarrreerraehhfeaphegehaasewat*
I forgot about my new sensitivity to lactose-laden foods and garnished my spaghetti with ungodly amounts of goat cheese for lunch today. This was right before a two hour meeting I had with a client. During the meeting, my stomach started to form explosive gas bubbles. They proceeded to pop
Skidz
I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.
