The best poops are the unexpected ones. I had no bowel movements, but when I sat down for my morning pee, an unannounced poop popped out at the same time. Double morning satisfaction! It’s going to be a great day today.
Yellow Sailors on a Brown Boat
I am always excited to see my poopies after I eat a meal with a side of corn. I had a spicy dish with my corn, so the poop came out hot and mushy. The corn was nicely embedded into the turds, but because the logs were soft, kernels were
Poop Deck
I suffer from travel constipation. It had been 3 days since I pooped. I was feeling bottom-heavy and extremely backed up. I finally felt a mild bowel movement and planned to sit on the hotel toilet until I pushed out the poo that was clogging up my system. I heaved
