My little 15 lb dog’s poops have been putting mine to shame lately. This morning he dropped a massive yellowish brown submarine bomb on the lawn. I had to break it up the log into three pieces just so I could scoop it up with my poop bag. I knotted
Phew
I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder, and while the stream was running, I tooted and out popped a little turd. It was small and nothing worth noting, but it was quite satisfying at the same time because it was unexpected. I’m glad I held in my fart
Served Hot, Whipped, and Fresh Daily
I have been spewing soft serve poopies for the last four days. I have not changed my diet, so I’m not sure what’s causing my mushy, whipped poops, but it’s nice that it’s not stretching my bunghole (like my usual poops) when I push ’em out. You’re welcome for that
