“And the funny thing is, I didn’t pull up an apple. It was a big round squishy cow dump, and it was squishing around in my mouth, and then I chewed it, and I was so embarrassed I just swallowed it, and my breath smelled like real bad stinky cow
Bow Wow Wow!
My dog’s poops have been unbelievably ginormous these past few days. He is a small dog (about 15lbs), but his shits of late look like they came from a rottweiler. I am a petite girl, so I have small hands. It is really hard to pick up his poops with
Croak
I made the most disgusting piece of poop this morning. As I was about to wipe, I peeked into the bowl and was horrified to see a turd in the shape of a dead toad. It was a ginormous, distorted-looking croaked dookie-toad. Real frogs are already hideous. One made out
