Copycat

They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and

Fartface

I had the squirts bad.. this was at work, so I ran into the office bathroom and hurriedly released the poisons trying to escape my body via butthole. I was in such a rush that I didn’t notice there was someone in the stall next to mine. I pushed out