I am pooping my normal mild logs now after yesterday’s fiasco. I guess stinky poops and farts were on my mind all day yesterday because last night I dreamed that I kept farting little silent but violent pockets of stank everywhere I went. Even in my dream the farts smelled
Spicy Butt
I ate a breakfast burrito this morning with hot sauce. That was not a good move, especially since I can’t really handle hot sauce. Add that factor with an empty stomach, and for the rest of the day I had spicy diarrhea. I made multiple runs to the bathroom. Ring
Veggie Poo
I don’t know how vegetarians do it. I had a spinach and pecan salad for lunch, and by 4pm I was starving my arse off. However, with all that fiber, I made a spectacular spinach and pecan poop salad at 5pm. Perhaps these awesome fibrous poops make being a vegetarian
