I have a strange digestive system. When I have a growly, empty stomach, I end up with diarrhea. What? Doesn’t diarrhea come from eating rotten food or something that doesn’t sit will with your stomach? I had a small dinner last night. I was very, very hungry by 10pm, but
I Doo
There is something about weddings that make me extra gassy. I attended one over the weekend, and I had the farts during the entire reception. I would have blamed the champagne for the extra bubblies in my intestines, but I didn’t drink any this time. Could be that usually by
Eat Spinach. Kill a Tree.
I ate spinach for lunch today. I pooped 10 minutes ago. I did about 10 minutes of butt-wiping. That danged spinach-infested poo just would not clear off my butthole! I am raw from all the wiping.
